So your curious about what we are- eh?

Well, Einstein, the question is- what’s in it for you?

I mean: I could give you all this crap about our great online urban art and merch. But is that really going to get you to whip out your wallet for something beyond flashing your fake ID? Let me sum what Dirty Pilot really mean for somebody of your cognitive capacity:

World domination through a series of kick-ass, take no prisoners, send you crying home to your mommy, urban art shows.

So take cover boys and girls, keep your head down and say a little prayer because the bombs are dropping and you’ll be dodging the flying shrapnel on your own. Think you have the attitude to fly with the Dirty Pilot? Check out our current and past shows… but they arent for the meek, so don’t blame us if you canít take it. If you’re not delusional and really do have the dare, scope out our apparel, hats, T’s, prints and books. But be prepared when your friends become a little scared. You ainít ever going back to the way it was.

Dirty Pilot